Little Johnny's Cake Joke

     Little Johnny was so proud of the surprise birthday cake he made for his mom, but it was all she could do to swallow even one bite. 

"How do you like it, Mommy?" 

"It's wonderful, John." 

Little Johnny beamed. "I'm glad. I'm sorry there's no candles on top but, when I took it out of the oven, they were all gone!"